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Game 3: 2-1 Padres. Again. Seriously.

Posted by Solly on June 8, 2008

I’m so fucking disgusted watching this team lose a 3rd straight game to the ham-and-eggers from San Diego, I’m just going to keep this short. 11 runners left on base, 0-9 with RISP tonight, 2-21 in the series so far against world-beaters Josh Banks, Randy Wolf and Cha Seung Baek, the latter sounding like something you get at an Asian massage parlor if you’re a generous tipper. Seriously, when you have Pelfrey, Santana and Perez giving up a combined 3 runs and you can’t win any of the 3, something is seriously wrong. Can someone tell me why Omar feels the need to carry THREE FUCKING CATCHERS when his bench is as thin as it is, with Church going all Eric Lindros? $140M payroll and the starting OF is TATIS BULLSHIT, Monkey and TSTBTASL. Good fucking lord.

30-31, 6.5 out and I can’t believe Pedro is pitching a must-win game in San Diego on June 8th.

PS. No ball tonight, as the Mets apparently left theirs in San Francisco. I’d say they left their hearts too but they never had any to begin with. Way to get out-pitched, out-hit, and out-played by a last place team. Fuckers.

4 Responses to “Game 3: 2-1 Padres. Again. Seriously.”

  1. tarheelmike82 said

    Well, hey, this is what Pedro’s supposed to do: PITCH THE BIG GAMES! There’s a good wasted chunk of your 140 mil payroll, too.

    And what does Chavez’ acronym mean? TSTBTASL? The soon to be…? Too slow to be…? Does the “SL” part of it mean “starting lineup?”

  2. Solly said

    Courtesy of MooseheadFucko: The Strength To Be There And Still Lose

  3. tarheelmike82 said

    From the catch… gotcha.

  4. mooseheadjack13 said

    I demand that the Mets lose this game 2-1, that would be awesome. Nice showing by the Mets this weekend. While the Phillies are putting some distance between themselves and the rest of the division, the Mets are losing games to a team with a .183 team batting average. LET’S GO METS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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