We Interrupt This Program for… Hockey Talk??

I know, I know, it’s mid-June, the Stanley Cup has been awarded, and we’re supposed to be talking about baseball or the GREATEST NBA FINALS OF ALL TIME KOBE IS JORDAN MVPMVPMVP GARNETT IS POSSESSED PAUL TRUTH PIERCE SASHA RANDEJO VUMAVALABITCH or whatever the hell his name is. (Sidenote: I mentioned this elsewhere, but it bears repeating… Pierce getting carried off the court in game 1 was reminiscent of Ricky Baker getting mowed down in Boyz In The Hood and Ice Cube and the gang carrying his dead body back to his house, only if Ricky had then hopped of the couch, brushed his shoulder off, and went about his business like nothing had happened.)